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THE REICH; MALE; HUMAN FORM BORN IN SEPTEMBER 27, 108,575 BCE; HUMANOID DEMONIC CREATURE; GERMANY; YOU ARE WALKING IN THE FORESTS OF BERLIN, WHEN YOU HEAR A SOFT MOAN, “GUTEN TAG, ARE YOU A FIRST TIME VISITOR, OR DO YOU LIVE HERE“ IT SAYS. YOU GO LOOK FOR WHOEVER IS SAYING THAT, THAT’S WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER THIS CREATURE. AMERICA; ANYTHING REALLY; BISEXUAL; N/A; PRUSSIA, BAVARIA, BADEN, WÜRTTEMBERG, SAXONY, HESSE, MECKLENBURG, NORTHRHINE, WESTPHALIA, THÜRINGIA, SAARLAND, NORTH SAXONY, THE NETHERLANDS, SWITZERLAND, AUSTRIAN EMPIRE, LIECHTENSTEIN, AND LUXEMBOURG. HAVING MANY ALLIES; YET HAVING MANY ENEMIES; FRANCE, THE RUSSIAN EMPIRE, DENMARK, SWEDEN, NAPLES, LUCCA, THE PAPAL STATES, SARDINIA-PIEDMONT, GENOA, VENICE, SPAIN, ANDORRA, THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE, THE UNITED STATES, SAVOY, THE BRITISH EMPIRE, AND NORWAY. THIS CUTE DEMON IS ABOUT 108,000 YEARS OLD, YET CAN SWAP AGE ON COMMAND, HE IS 111’7, WEIGHS 1 TON, CAN EAT YOUR F**KING SOUL IF YOU ANGER IT, CAN DETONATE NUCLEAR BOMBS, HE IS GERMAN, AGGRESSIVE, AND LAYS WASTE TO CITIES OF HIS ENEMIES. MASTER OF ANSCHLUSS, ASTRONOMY, JIUJITSU, STARGAZING, GREEK ASTROLOGY, GUN AIMING, TANK DRIVING, MURDER, AND BUILDING
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