American Airlines Jet

ccan i have a root beer?

I would like a Pepsi for my order of beverages ＼(^^)／

Here you go
Anything else

No thanks

Okay

Read today's issue of Tine Magazine in the seat pocket

*gets time magazine* what is it?

*looks at page 14* is this the September 11, 2001 attacks again or is this a recent event in msmg city?

Yesterday afternoon, just after the great Snowstorm, MSMG Airlines flight 69 was flown into the North Tower of the Imgflip Trade Center in a ferocious attack by the Skeleton Mafia. 70 people died, including celebrities Gigachad and Bro Tomahawk, who were on the flight. (See ATTACK, page 19)

jesus

*looks at page 19* I was in the plane at the time the attack and I left the plane with a few scrapes.

Gigachad (born September 11, 2001) was a comedian, wrestler, and overall based man who was flying back to his home in Los Hermanollos on Flight 69. His corpse was discovered on the 99th floor of the North Tower.

Bro Tomahawk (born April 20, 1973) was a journalist who hosted MSMG Nightly News with Bro Tomahawk for more than 20 years. He was going to MSMG City via Los Hermanollos to film the Nightly News.

Yes sir yessir

Aight get off the plane

*gets off*