USA VS. AUSTRALIA WHEN FIGHTING AGAINST ITSELF; NO YOU CAN’T JUST SECEDE!! WE NEED YOU FOR RECOURSES AND TO PRESERVE THE UNION; YOU’RE TRYING TO TAKE OUR SLAVES AWAY, STOP BEING SO UNFAIR, I’M SUCCEEDING; THE EMUS JUST ATE ALL OUR CROPS WHAT DO WE DO; GO TO WAR WITH THEM AND KILL THEM ALL