Green Eggs and Scam

I DO NOT BUY IT, SAM-I-AM. I DO NOT BUY YOUR CRYPTO SCAM. I DO NOT BUY IT AGAINST INFLATION. I DO NOT BUY IT TO AVOID REGULATION. I DO NOT BUY IT 'COS IT'S DIGITAL GOLD. I DO NOT BUY IT TO GET A MONKEY CENTERFOLD. I DO NOT BUY IT AS A MAGIC MONEY BOX. I DO NOT BUY IT JUST 'COS I LIKE YOUR LOCKS. I DO NOT BUY IT BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO THE MOON. NOR BECAUSE SOME FOOL WILL BUY IT FROM ME SOON.