TWO HUNTERS ARE IN THE WOODS WHEN ONE OF THEM COLLAPSES. HIS HUNTING BUDDY IMMEDIATELY CALLS 911. "MY FRIEND ISN'T BREATHING," HE SHOUTS INTO THE PHONE. "WHAT SHOULD I DO?" "RELAX," THE OPERATOR TELLS HIM. "I CAN HELP. FIRST, LET'S MAKE SURE HE'S DEAD." THERE'S SILENCE, AND THEN A GUNSHOT. THE GUY GETS BACK ON THE PHONE AND SAYS, "OK, NOW WHAT?"