*sits on barstool next to him* watcha doin here?

*clearly drunk* what are YOU doing here pretty lady?

Oh…? Pretty lady?

Yea…

Hm…that’s a first… *takes a big gulp of brandy*

*drinks some rum

*slams down bottle* what’s your name, hot stuff?

Mako

I’m Michelle. Nice to meet ya, sharky

*burp* dont call me sharky…

Ok ok, fine

You wanna *hic* go to my house?

...dang you're really drunk...sure

Ok!

*smiles*

What?

Your pretty…

…how much did you drink?

Enough to get drunk!

Pff-

*laughs*

*flicks his forehead* you really are drunk, aren’t ya, Sharky?

Ow. Don’t call me that

Why not? *she asks challengingly, smirking*

I get called that a lot

…ok…hmm….how about maki

Fine…

Hehe, so. Watcha doin here, Maki?

I wanted drinks

Hm…

*burp* what?

nothing. *takes another drink of rum*

Ok…

...*sip*

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Fcherryfuseink%2F648833883504295936%2Franboo-my-beloved-or-femboo-u-could-say&psig=AOvVaw1bloy-NzFN1sDrb5nOX5TG&ust=1671230790321000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCMjulf7Z_PsCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAN: *appears, floating, upside down* whatcha doin'?

Spring:"well hello"

*clearly drunk* hey there…

spring:"whats your name?"

Mako

Asparagus: Why are you here? *Looks at you drunk*

*also drunk* why are YOU here?

Asparagus: To drink obviously. *Starts feeling nauseated*

you good?

Asparagus: I'm feeling nauseated

theres a trash can right there *points at one*

Asparagus: *Covers her mouth before vomiting in it*

*drinks out of his mug*

Asparagus: *Comes back* I don't think my stomach can take that much

how drunk are you right now?

Asparagus: *Looks a bit buzzed*

that drunk, ok

Asparagus: I think we're going to need a ride home

You can ask Mary for some

Asparagus: Okay

*cleans the spot*

Asparagus: *Knocks on Mary's door*

*cleaning*

Mary: What is it?
Asparagus: I need some clothes to change into

*cleaning*

Mary: Oh okay *hands her some*

i got it *calls Mary* im getting into so much trouble...

Mary: What is it Honey?

i *hic* need some help...

Mary: What happened?

i *hic* kinda got drunk and this guy showed up *hic* saying he needs a ride cus hes drunk too

Asparagus: I'm a girl
Mary: I'll be there

ok thanks *hangs up* sorry

Asparagus: It's okay

*wakes up* yea?

Asparagus: I think I wet myself

Uh oh

Asparagus: What?

I got some cleaning stuff somewhere

Asparagus: Okay

*stands up and goes to get the stuff*

Asparagus: Do you know where I could get clothes to change into

*finishes cleaning*

*falls asleep*

Asparagus: *Is sleeping comfortably*

*next morning*

Asparagus: *Wakes up feeling wet*

*asleep*

Asparagus: *Gets off the couch seeing a wet spot*

*sleep*

Asparagus: *Wakes Mako looking embarrassed*

Better?

Asparagus: For now

Ok *gets out of the car*

(we're already inside)

(Oh sorry) *stretches*

(It's okay)

*starts drifting to sleep*

Asparagus: *Sleeps on the couch*

she's on her way

Mary: *Arrives and picks them up*

*gets in the car*

Mary: Please buckle up

*tries to buckle up*

Cornflower and Mary: *Buckles up*
Cornflower: You almost have it*

*gets it*

Asparagus: *Buckles up*

sorry about *hic* this

Mary: It's okay *Starts driving*
Asparagus: *Halfway through she needs to use the bathroom* Where is the closest bathroom?

*shrugs*

Asparagus: *Tries to hold it*
Mary: *Looks for a gas station*

*burp*

Asparagus: I don't think I'll make it to a gas station

uh oh...

Cornflower: You could go behind a tree

Oh

Asparagus: Could someone pull the car over?
Mary: *Does so*

*waits*

Asparagus: *Relieves herself behind a tree*

*waits*

Asparagus: *Walks back relieved*

Better?

Asparagus: Yes

Ok

Asparagus: *Buckles back up*
Mary: *Drives them to her house*

*looks out the window*

Mary: *Puts a bucket near Asparagus and Mako*

What’s this *hic* for?

Mary: It's there in case you feel sick

Oh ok

Mary: Let me know if you need anything?

Ok

Mary: *Goes to look after the kids*

You going *hic* inside?

Mary: *Is upstairs*

Asparagus? You ok?

Asparagus: I think I'm having a hangover *Feels sick again*

In the *hic* bucket

Asparagus: *Throws up in it*

*waits*

Asparagus: *Finishes vomiting*