it tasted bad lol

One time I had like 8 slices of pizza and a grilled cheese. Those bitches made me puke my insides out

One time I ate a face bell box that came with 12 tacos

Multiple times every few weeks I get 2 cheeseburgers a fry and a chocolate milkshake

This must have happened in Ohio, because, dear lord-

Close to Ohio, it was in Michigan

Rlly? I live in Michigan, actually

What school do you go to (if you’re comfortable saying)

I don't go to school anymore. ( adult vibes)

*Freshman silence*

What city do you live in

all I do is sleep, bold of you assuming I remember

And nobody in my town knows our mayor

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Its true, no one knows, and honestly no one cares. All I know is our mayor is stupid and makes horrible decisions

oof

upvote for you

what kind of f**kery is this

She told me to do it so i did it

i think your first problem is bananas.
i hate bananas bro. why would you eat one?
let alone the skin.
wrong on so so many levels.

i think bananas are fine, she told me to eat the peel so i did

because im stupid

*slaps face* omg

wut, i’ll probably be fine

if u dont die first

i’ll be fine either way

u better

bro, i died ☠️

Damn

oh lord. ik im atheist but im praying to lil nas x for u to be healed bestie <3 /j

baby so people have low potassium

id rather eat a tire or vasaline then a banana

baby what u need from vasaline????

it has potassium i though

OH WAIT NO THATS PATROLEUM💀

yeah what u gonna do with vasaline?

you wanna find out👀 /j

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hehe

:p

y e s

WHY

because

y e s

but

w h y

y e s

idk tbh

lmao XD

I know why I did it, it’s because I’m a stupid freshman

Damn

THE BANANA IS TRYING TO KILL ME

.....0.o u good man?

idk 😐

.....don´t die from the banana

THE PEEL IS KILLING ME

why did u eat the peel?