it tasted bad lol

what kind of f**kery is this

She told me to do it so i did it

This must have happened in Ohio, because, dear lord-

Close to Ohio, it was in Michigan

Rlly? I live in Michigan, actually

What school do you go to (if you’re comfortable saying)

I don't go to school anymore. ( adult vibes)

*Freshman silence*

What city do you live in

all I do is sleep, bold of you assuming I remember

And nobody in my town knows our mayor

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Its true, no one knows, and honestly no one cares. All I know is our mayor is stupid and makes horrible decisions

oof

upvote for you

i think your first problem is bananas.
i hate bananas bro. why would you eat one?
let alone the skin.
wrong on so so many levels.

baby so people have low potassium

id rather eat a tire or vasaline then a banana

baby what u need from vasaline????

it has potassium i though

OH WAIT NO THATS PATROLEUM💀

yeah what u gonna do with vasaline?

you wanna find out👀 /j

0////////0

hehe

:p

i think bananas are fine, she told me to eat the peel so i did

because im stupid

oh lord. ik im atheist but im praying to lil nas x for u to be healed bestie <3 /j

*slaps face* omg

wut, i’ll probably be fine

if u dont die first

i’ll be fine either way

u better

bro, i died ☠️

Damn

first slay respect and second same and third did you win anything? and fourth good job and fifth why noo dont do that and sixth was the peel rotton? and seventh are you gud?

i did not win anything
the peel was not rotten but it tasted bad
i feel like i might puke

welp then you my friend where scammed because you should have gotten a prize and also you should get like some medicine or something thats my best idea

my prize was being recorded by my friend 👍
i’ll probably be fine

cool keep on living then

bro, i just died ☠️

One time I had like 8 slices of pizza and a grilled cheese. Those bitches made me puke my insides out

One time I ate a face bell box that came with 12 tacos

Multiple times every few weeks I get 2 cheeseburgers a fry and a chocolate milkshake

yooooooooooooo

hello fren

heyyy

what you want to talk about

memechat?

y e s

WHY

because

y e s

but

w h y

y e s

idk tbh

lmao XD

I know why I did it, it’s because I’m a stupid freshman