Im doing an creative writing assignment and i want to assail my teacher with dark humor jokes, and jolly laughs. for im looking

nine eleven
September the eleventh

no that would get me a falling grade.

Abortion jokes
Nazi germany jokes

what about "The night before Christmas on the Plantation?

Aight

also, no abortion jokes. thats too far even for me.

For me there isn’t a thing as “too far”

Here's an excerpt "twas the day before Christmas and the slaves were all picking the cotton the fields yield. There was one using the gin and one with a hoe, one with a synth, and one with a bow. as they all got wiped and prodded to the tip of there sorrow. as one stopped to rest he felt a sharp crack as the man with the whip started to attack.

drawing blood and making him cry the slave got back to work for the end was neigh. and as the sun went down and the air cooled off the slaves were all herded into their paddock. then once they were all there the owners assaulted them with no care. throwing rocks and metal, hurtful words, and something like napalm into their lair. after more whipping and flair they decided they did not want them there. with something like delight, they set the barn ablaze in the night.

all the while little Timmy was bawling in fright. as they tried to escape but to no avail. for death had visited them much to early as the first to go was little Timmy. for the smoke clogged his lungs and caused him to die. this caused the rest to cry. as the barn bled and burnt down the rest choked out and they all drowned in a sea of smoke or were burned alive.

and with that, the owners cried, with vehemence and disdain "merry Christmas and to all a good night"

end

beautiful

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