[What starts with a c) and you'll get it

c
c

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cold water

Yikes.
What happened to the toothpaste.

idk

Must be my future child

OOP

Common china L

i'm another china L

I’m another china L

or youre chinese??

I’m Chinese, I was born in Texas

*a hawk screeches in the background as country music starts playing. A tumbleweed comes out of nowhere.*

OMG IM HALF CHINESE TWINS

WOOO LETS GO

AYYYY

what language do you speak

mandarin or cantonese

I speak Cantonese btw

SAMEEEEEE

wellll technicallly i can only listen fluently and speak a little

i cant read or write it

Mandarin

does yours make a cool sound when it starts and stops

it’s just a beep beep

NOOO

DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT WASH THE RICE

IK IDK HOW I FORGOR FOR A SEC IM SORRY

I HAVE DISAPPOINTED THE ASIAN COMMUNITY

YOUR ANCESTORS LOOK UPON YOH IN SHAME

I DO WASH THE RICE

hmmmmm

i’ll believe you

sorry i brainfarted

you’re ASIAN, del.

thats like one of the only things i know how to do when cooking chinese food

same

wait nvm i remember

i was so f**king scared for a sec

its so satisfying

what does your rice cooker look like

it looks like a rice cooker wdym

what is milk tea

you’re kidding right

i mean

nvm

are we trading rice cookers now like pokémon cards?

m e n

*sips milk tea before remembering i’m lactose intolerant* m e n

okay sorry

at least i didnt call you a guy lmao

💀(men)

haha mine sings a little song

that’s so cool

me too kid

don’t call me a kid

im n o t

i know a little bit but most of it faded away

i barely know anything

i’m MURICAN

LMAOAOOAA

don’t make fun of my mandarin 😔

imagine

you were born there too?

*rare W

You're not made of plastic 💀

*cheap plastic

Government, slavery, quality of manufacturing

Those 3 things are not only some perfect communism giveaways but are the reasons China is absolutely shit

oop

(Communism is censored bc yt video screenshot)

ah yes