A FEW YEARS AGO A PILOT LOST AN ENGINE, BUT DID NOT DECLARE AN EMERGENCY, SO AIR CONTROL WAS A LILTLE CONFUSED; WE HAVE AN ENGINE FAILURE, BUT NOT AN EMERGENCY; NOT AT ALL!, NOT EVEN THAT! OH, NOT AN EMERGENCY, OK JUST SO, AN ENGINE FAILURE BUT YOU'RE NOT AN EMERGENCY, ARE YOU OVER- OVERWEIGHT LANDING THEY WANNA KNOW? NOT EVEN THAT? NO! ... ALRIGHT!