The 20 Year Old Boozer; Does everything intoxicated; Oh god im gonna uggeeuah IM GONNA BOOZE; Seems hard to sustain but makes it look like easy mode; UGEEUAAAH IM BOOZING AAAAAGHHHH; Favorite word is booze doesnt go a day without repeating it 3x; His very existence is the defiance of human nature itself; Brushes teeth to make sure booze stains stay off; Is the pinnacle of manliness hasn't shaved his balls since birth; Not picky with drinks anything that has the slightest bit of alcohol
