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U see her beat everyone at pool at the bar u challenge her she beats u but I just wanna meet her

U see her beat everyone at pool at the bar u challenge her she beats u but I just wanna meet her | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
567 views 14 upvotes Made by KitCat5416 2 years ago in Role_Play
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Bad Shark Pun  | She beat everyone at pool She’s a pool shark | image tagged in bad shark pun | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Ba Dum Tss | image tagged in ba dum tss | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Congratulations pool shark. Let me give you your prize. (He approaches her to wrap her in a big hug and kisses her on the cheeks. This is somehow a mix of passionately platonic and platonically passionate). “Come join me at my place if you want to be hugged all night long in a safe place”.
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K,
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He takes her fin in his (he’s a land shark) and somehow carries her on his back to his place. His bed is soft and inviting. They hug all night amongst the doonas and pillows.
In the morning he wakes up and asks her 2 questions:
1 “why do you have fins now? No way you could clean the table like that with fins last night”
2 “why are you drinking?”
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I don’t know, and I’ve built up resistance to the stuff, it’s fun faking people out and it makes it easy to bear people in shot challenges
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You’re on, but I call Long Island iced tea shots (full sized)
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They smash the first in 1 go and finish neck and neck.
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*drink*
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You want another Long Island?
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Yeah
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Ferris: I think I broke one of the balls. I don’t know how it happened, it just did.
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Ask the bartender…
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Ferris: alright *walks over to the bartender*
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*watches*
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Ferris: *talks to the bartender for a bit and comes back* he doesn’t have hot glue
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Hmm…gum?
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Ferris: G- are you insane?
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*shugs* maybe
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Ferris: ah, dang it.
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Hah
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Ferris: gum aint gonna cut it.
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Well, have you got a better idea?
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Ferris: leaving the ball like this is a better idea!
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Ferris: …
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Ferris: …
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Let’s just go see if they have a spare…
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Ferris: Yeah….
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*goes to see*
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Ferris: *follows*
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No problem
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Ferris: so do you have hot glue?
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Pfft- do I look like I have hot glue? Ask the bartender
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Ferris: why would the bartender have hot glue?
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I don’t know! How do you break a pool ball!?
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Ferris: IT JUST HAPPENS
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No it doesn’t! No one just BREAKS a pool ball! *facepalm*
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Ferris: oh…. uh, you sure?
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Yes!
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Ferris: Well… i don’t have hot glue
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*they didn’t have a ball, so the bartender handed her an orange*
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Ferris: oh.
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Ferris: so… what now?
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Uhm…we play?
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Ferris: with a broken ball?
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No, with the orange
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Ferris: uh, alright.
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*sets up balls*
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*looks at you, an eyebrow raised trying not to laugh*
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Ferris: Well I’m SORRY my destructive powers couldn’t be contained!
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*snort, trying to not laugh* Pfftt hahaha!!!
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Ferris: oh the things I do for the sake of comedy…
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*now intensely laughing*
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Ferris: You can stop now!
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*inhales wheezy* s-sorry
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Ferris: So… what do I do with this? *holds up pieces of the ball*
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Pff- I dunno, glue it??
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Ferris: But I can’t just glue it! It’ll fall apart again.
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Wait for it to dry
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Ferris: glue is not strong enough
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Use gorilla glue
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Ferris: last time I did, I had to get new clothes. They were too strong and I got them on my pants.
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Ugh, try hot glue
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Ferris: Alright. Lemme just- *drops everything*
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*facepalm*
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Ferris: whoops
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*rolls eyes and helps pick up*
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Ferris: thanks
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