-casually role rapples in to interrupt - wsg you fuсking ni(my lawyer has advised me not to complete this sentence)

*Security shoots you and tackles you as Onan ignores it*

-reveals the uno reverse card, making the guards fight themselves -

*Security reveals an Uno reverse card as well*

-I plan dos, therefore I win-

Play*

*breaks through floorboards and enters through the floor*

Onan: Bruh those floorboards were property of the ITC

oh my bad
*hits conveniently placed undo button and re-enters normally*

Onan: Ah, welcome. So, you doing good?

pretty much
nothing exciting happening recently

Onan: Well there's a terrorist war and a plane flew inbetween the towers earlier today but okay. How's your ITC office doing

doing ok
currently working on guardians to protect the towers from any threats and we're thinking of comic ideas

Onan: Yeah the Department of Homestream Security, the MSMG Army, and the Port Authority need more defense. Weird. Anyways, believe it or not I haven't been to the ITC Observation Deck on the South Tower yet, have you

no

Onan: I've heard its nice, I would expect it to be. I'll go up there tomorrow morning. Anyways, let's talk about your comics. What do you put in them?

mostly original characters and sometimes characters we borrow from Toho's Godzilla and Tsuburaya Productions' Ultraman Franchises respectively

Onan: It's awkward in here without an audience, thanks a lot skeletons. But nice, nice. How will you be spending tomorrow? Will you be seeing Red Shirt Blue Shirt

I'm probably gonna be spending tomorrow in the L.A.D. Mech working on researching some creatures we found on the other planets, theorized to be the creators of the aforementioned celestial bodies, ranging from Mercury to Neptune

Onan: Okay, we're out of time.

Alright. It was nice talking with you