Ha ha ha ha ha Gulag

Or the other way around, Mary had a little lamb, it’s heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night, and ate her loving soul

Mary had a little lamb
*chk chk bam* (reloading noises)
no more lamb
mary had a little lamb
on a frying pan

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow.
We slaughtered it and scooped it out,
And did a-roastng go!