Me: Well why cant you be the player, I've sometimes do other characters from media and-
*Player slaps me*
Me: OK YOU LISTEN HERE PLAYER, I'M NOT HAVING YOUR SHEET HERE! I ONLY DEAL WITH YOU ONCE, AND IDC IF YOU WANT REVENGE SO STOP SLAPPING ME OR I'LL GO MONKEY ON YOU!
*The Player just stares*
Me: .............................. Um, you gonna scream or run away?