Luggage Thief

You don’t have to be anywhere close to the best and brightest if you check the right boxes

He's not on the payroll
He funds himself with luggage supply sales on ebay

$178K can only buy so many pairs of used panties

All on Biden...serves at the pleasure of the President

Any grown man who sits cross legged and wears a dress is obviously unhappy with their own "baggage", still doesn't give him the right to take someone else's.

And soon to be off the payroll and somebody's bitch
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Out of the loop on this guy... who is he?

Doesn't help... I've seen the memes, not sure of the context. Any articles about this Matt Damon lookalike?