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*Doing hostage things*

*doing skeleton things*

Can I have my Flamethrower now?

we never promised anything

NAH F**K THIS

*Grabs megaphone* I DON'T WANNA BE HOSTAGE ANYMORE

*they strap her to a table* do that again and we'll make you watch BuboDawg R34.

Helms gnawww bubo gonna have bondage kink now

we warned her

I alr do uh

NOOOOOO

NOOOOOOO

muahahahha

*A massive explosion destroys ITC 6 and the performance hall. All inside are killed.*

*the skeleton mafia had bomb-proof armor and shielded Bubonic and Onan, letting the audience die*

Onan was one of the three orange men who was evacuated

the bullets have a tracker inside them, and a car chase is already underway

Onan and his twin brothers Anan and Lonan are being taken on different routes to different bunkers

the skeletons are chasing Onan

Choose which color

ok f**k you the skeletons are chasing all 3

Waaa Get me outta here these mfs are hella boring

The police free you from the rubble

Officer KSD: "Are you okay, ma'am?"

bro we have here strapped to a f**king table you cant do shit

They free her along with the table

*the skeletons shoot the officers down and restrap bubonic

*her

Yeah I'm fine

Police: You need to get out of here, NOW!

how tf you still talking youre dead

I'm a third person narrator

The real me is watching this unfold from my house

*Starts running*

*Hops in a tank and whips it the hell outta there*

*the skeleton mafia uses anti-tank weapons to disable the tank

haha we have killed the officers

*brings out a tv* final warning.

*Simply closes my eyes*

*the skeletons get you out of the dead tank and restrap you to the table, then bring out a tv again* we warned you *it turns on to bubodawg porn*

*Closes my eyes*

*they tape your eyes open, you must endure the suffering*

*Kicks my shoe at the TV breaking it*

*gets a new tv and turns it on again*

*Does the same thing*

*gets another new tv and turns it on once again

*Burns the ropes and throws a grenade at it*

*you dont have anything to burn the ropes and you dont have any grenades*

i was talking about the police not you