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Onan: We are here at the ITC, however, which is great. (cheers) Yeah, great to be here besides two terrorist targets in the middle of a war; Anyway please welcome our first guest, she's a highly esteemed official in our great army, please welcome Colonel Bubonic | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
75 views • 2 upvotes • Made by SpaceFanatic 2 years ago in MS_memer_group
45 Comments
KidFanatic
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
can i please shoot her 78 times
SpaceFanatic M
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1 reply
You'd have to ask her
KidFanatic
0 ups, 2y
but i want to commit domestic violence :(
Colonel_Bubonic_Asylum_Dweller
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
No
KidFanatic
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
pls
Colonel_Bubonic_Asylum_Dweller
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
No
KidFanatic
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
but i wanna commit murder
Colonel_Bubonic_Asylum_Dweller
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Go shoot some rando f**ker 👺👺👺
KidFanatic
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
whos rando
Colonel_Bubonic_Asylum_Dweller
0 ups, 2y
Some random person
Colonel_Bubonic_Asylum_Dweller
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
Hii
KidFanatic
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
pleeeeeaaaaasssseeee
Colonel_Bubonic_Asylum_Dweller
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Whats in it for me?
KidFanatic
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
you get mentioned on the news
Colonel_Bubonic_Asylum_Dweller
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Nah not cool enough
KidFanatic
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
1 bobux
Colonel_Bubonic_Asylum_Dweller
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Nope
KidFanatic
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
2 bobux
Colonel_Bubonic_Asylum_Dweller
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Add in a flamethrower and ya got yourself a hostage
KidFanatic
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
oh we got plenty of those
Colonel_Bubonic_Asylum_Dweller
0 ups, 2y
YAY

I'm hostage now
SpaceFanatic M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Onan: Always great to have you on the show, how are you?
Colonel_Bubonic_Asylum_Dweller
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
The usual and you?
SpaceFanatic M
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
Onan: Great, mostly. My brain is dying and those 22 gunshot wounds still hurt. (laughter) So how's everything at the war front going
KidFanatic
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1 reply
*holds up a sign saying that it'll start to hurt more soon*
SpaceFanatic M
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1 reply
*Onan grabs a pistol and shoots the sign*
KidFanatic
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1 reply
*a skeleton in the crowd shoots Onan straight into the hand, causing him to drop the gun*
SpaceFanatic M
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1 reply
Onan: Ouch. *He makes a gesture calling for security*

*Security apprehends all 14 skeletons in the audience and takes them out*

*Security finds 8 more hidden in the rafters and takes them out*
KidFanatic
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1 reply
*they were advanced dummies, the real ones enter the stage from the back and f**king murder all the guards*
SpaceFanatic M
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1 reply
*Onan ensures this is all happening secretly. He begins procedures to end the show early. Crews come to lock the doors to the stage as the audience grows suspicious and uncomfortable*
KidFanatic
0 ups, 2y
*the skeletons find out about the procedures and apprehend Onan and take the whole audience hostage*
Colonel_Bubonic_Asylum_Dweller
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1 reply
Uhh its going great! Me and my squadron are heading out tomorrow to use some very special "Push back" tactics. *Smiles*
SpaceFanatic M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Onan: Support the 22nd "General Sherman" Squadron, everyone.
(cheers)
Alright, how do you like the ITC? I know that the line was long and the plaza looks like the Northern Desert most of time, well when it isn't a warzone
Colonel_Bubonic_Asylum_Dweller
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
*Smiles brightly* I think its nice it can use a little fire *Trailing off*
SpaceFanatic M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Onan: *looks at the camera uneasy*

My hand is literally bleeding and hurting tremendously and yet we're still doing this (laughs), I do like this place, I might go shoe shopping at the mall after this show
Colonel_Bubonic_Asylum_Dweller
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
*Snaps back to reality and looks at his hand* Uhhh do you want a bandage for that?
SpaceFanatic M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Onan: We reallllyyyy gotta end right now, thank you
SpaceFanatic M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
*Onan is grabbed by something from the curtains*
Colonel_Bubonic_Asylum_Dweller
0 ups, 2y
What the fu-?
SpaceFanatic M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Onan: Uh, we may have to end you right here, sorry. *looks nervously at something off stage* Uhhhh, thank you for being with us, and remember the future is what you make it.
Colonel_Bubonic_Asylum_Dweller
0 ups, 2y,
2 replies
No problem??
SpaceFanatic M
1 up, 2y
(Look at An8YrOld)
KidFanatic
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
hi can we please take you hostage
Colonel_Bubonic_Asylum_Dweller
0 ups, 2y
No what the hell?
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Onan: We are here at the ITC, however, which is great. (cheers) Yeah, great to be here besides two terrorist targets in the middle of a war; Anyway please welcome our first guest, she's a highly esteemed official in our great army, please welcome Colonel Bubonic