I'll make the text look better later

I shat myself

Are you interesting in joining the DHS

Sure

Good
We are an anti-terrorist organization directly connected to MSMGSOC (no longer 1984, that's just the term for the democratic government now) and we have classified bases across MSMG

Our primary target is the MS-Insurgency, however be on the lookout for any terrorism

If it has violence I’ll join

There will be violence

Ima take with my suspiciously red sword that isn’t named murasama