No ignoring it. Basic rules apply other than OP and Joke

me: what the heck?

*the portal glows brighter beckoning you*

*slowly approaches it*

*you find yourself at the edge of the portal and the urge to go through is strong*

me: well...here goes nothing! *i enter through it*

*on the other side is a massive kitchen*

me: what...the...hell? where am i?

???: you are in the Grouphouse

me: is someone else here?

Yes me

me: ... who are you?

I am Samuel

me: i am matthew, now, how did i get here?

You came in through the portal behind you

Me: I know that.

Then why did you ask?

me: i have no idea, so, what is this place, some kind of...alternate dimension?

In a way

me: what do you mean "in a way"?

I mean it is like your dimension but isn’t

me: *looks around* interesting...i wonder what's different about this dimension...

It’s a giant house maybe?

me: woah...like jack and the beanstalk?

No I mean like it’s a mansion. This entire dimension is a mansion

me: interesting...is there anything outside the mansion?

Sky?

me: is that a question or...

I don’t know

Me: have you ever tried going outside the mansion?

No

me: CAN we even go outside the mansion?

No

me: well that helps!

There is another way out

me: how?

Follow me

me: ok... *i'd follow you* so, did you also come through that portal thing or...

I… don’t remember. I just woke up here one day with two other people….

me: do you know where they are?

Yes there somewhere around here

me: do you know where?

No but we see each other

me: oh.

*we pass hundreds of doors all unlocked except for one*

me: *fiddles with the doorknob* looks like this door is locked, well...what do we do now?

That’s not the way out. But it has the key inside

me: so how do we get in?

*pulls out key* this is how *a random man jumps out of a nearby door* boo *I drop the key and it goes underneath the door*

me: what the hell was that?

Bob Stop it that was not funny no one’s laughing

me: i take it this is one of your friends?

*bob runs away giggling like a little girl* yes unfortunately. Now now will we get the key?