The Rink.mp3

Me: Ok why are in some sort of ice rink?

*The player is fighting you*

Me: Ooooooooook am I suppose to be a hero or a boss, are you trying to not making up your mi-
*I got punched in the face by the Player*
Me: Ow!

*Also, could you do them? I've got like, 30 characters.*

Me: Well what do we have?

*An ice rink ofc! Just, no fire please!*

Me: I was taking about the characters but........... Nvm.
*I try leaving the ice rink*

*You're gonna let them steal the orb!*

Me, speaking quietly: Shhhh, its in my backpack.
*I point where the orb is*

*I grab the backpack and put it in your locker*

Me: DUDE WHAT THE HELL! THE ORB WAS IN THERE!

*I create a barrier, since the player knows now. Fight them please!*

Me: Ok this doesn't make any since rn. I'm a protagonist of this series and now I'm a boss. What the actual hell is going on rn! This doesn't make any sense, am I evil now or the antagonist, can we skip to the end or-
*I get hit by the Player*
Me: Hit me again, or I'll rip your limb to limb.

*YOU ARE STILL A GOOD GUY
JUST THE PLAYER THINKS OF YOU AS A BOSS*

Me: What makes you think of tha-
*Player hits me again*
Me: ALRIGHT THAT'S IT!
*I started to beat the living crap out of the player*

*Marissa hockey slams the player into the goal that appeared out of nowhere*

Me: TIME TO BRING THE HEAT!
*I bring out a flamethrower*
Me: IDC IF I'M GONNA MELT THE HELL OUT THE ICE RINK, I'M GONNA BURN THE LIVING SHEET OUT OF THAT GUY!
*Starts burning him*

*The ice rink disappears*
Blook: "Dude! Did you not read the sign? It says if you bring out fire, the ice rink is gone forever!"

Me: IDC MAN, THAT GUY STARTED TO DRIVE ME NUTS
*I laugh like I'm sort of crazy maniac*

*All the snow disappears*
Sheldon Sign: "WARNING: Snow will be deleted if you bring out fire, along with the ice rink being gone forever!"

Me: Wait what? Ooooh, did I destroy winter?

Loaf Blook: "THe PLAYER IS COMING!"

Me: Da wut?

*They're here for the orb!*

Me: OH FOCK, RUN!

*Marissa jumps out and hands ice skates out*

Me: Ok, I don't do skating but i'll put'em on.

*I've been handed a shedjuul for... who fights the player?*

*I put on these ice skates*

*Boss 1 - Paleo and Marissa*

Me: Wait what? Why am I a boss?

*Probably, but I can convince the Game Master you just didn't read the sign and to bring winter back.*

Me: Ok I might've went to far. Sorry.

*Winter begins again and the ice rink re-freezes*

Me: Look at that, good as new. Like it never happened from before.

Blook: "Now can we never delete the ice rink again? If you do, I'll have to confiscate your powers and your flamethrower."

Me: Jeez dude take it easy! Anyways, let's get that Orb out of that locker. We do need it for a special occasion.

Dev: "WE NEED THAT ORB TO POWER THE VENUE"

Me: The wat?

Dev: "THE VENUE
IT"S WHERE WE DO THE WEDDING"

Me: Oooh, well no need to yell out! Anyways.
*Opens locker and grabs backpack*