Dad pokémon

DAD; HP: 100; DAD JOKE: 250 HP ------------------ GET THE MILK:; FLIP A COIN. IF HEADS, THE POKÉMON LEAVES THE CHILD AND RETURNS TO DECK. IF TAILS, THE SAME THING BUT HE GETS A NEW WIFE. MILK; WILL CALL YOU A DISAPPOINTMENT IF ASIAN TYPE. DIVORCE PAPERS; THE BAR