Horror rp

Hankson: So Satan wanted another fight to come at him, then so shall he receive one

Redceon:WHAT...THE...FU-

Jasper: Woah! Did anyone tamper with the TV? I think there’s a person in there! ._.

Hi…

Jasper: WOAH! IT EVEN TALKS! *pokes screen* Hey there pal! How did you get stuck in there??? *he laughs*

*one hand comes out and grabs your hand*

Jasper: *screams* LET ME GO! AAAAAA!

*crawls out of the tv*

Jasper: *finds an ax and chops the things hand off*

*screeches in pain and grabs you*

*he slips away just in time*

No! *slashes your chest* die!

*He drops to the floor and melts. Then slowly reforms back*

Jasper: Dangit! Third time this week! And I just recently ran out of thick ink!

What the… oh great, an ink demon

Jasper: You have the count of three to leave before I take my axe right there and turn you into seasoning for bacon soup!

*his horns were slightly melting, and so was his left arm*

I have some ink from other ink demons

Jasper: Oh thank god. usually I get it from the swollen searchers but as you can see, they aren’t so reliable whenever I damage myself badly, like being stabbed in the chest! Hopefully, this will stay on for a while… *he grabs a small box of paint from his overall pocket* Now if you will excuse me, I need to do some adjustments!

Here *hands you a big bottle of ink*

Jasper: Thank you! *he closes the outhouse door and he stays there for 10 minutes but felt like FOREVER! He opens the door looking brand new already*

Nice

Jasper: this went well better than I anticipated! *he adjusts his spade pin* Hopefully this ink can help stay together a little longer!

Yea!

Jasper: *He gives you his most iconic smile before Offering you a can of bacon soup*

*smiles*

Jasper: So whats it like in the television?

Not bad

Jasper: anything interesting happening outside of this studio?…

Not really, earth is boring

Jasper: I still haven’t seen all the greatest wonders earth has to offer for me!…because im stuck down here

There’s no “wonders” out here

Jasper: Huh? Really?

Welcome

Jasper: So how do we get outta here?

I thought you knew

jasper: So you DON'T know how to get out of this studio?

Yep!

Jasper: then why did you say you knew how to get outta here?

I didn’t say that

Jasper: You did five minutes ago...

*opens it and chugs it*

*It tastes foul and not really fresh. And there’s probably moldy bacon in it too…*

Delicious

Jasper: You like this stuff??? Its probably at least 30 years expired…

I love moldy food!

jasper: Good to know! We have tons of it around the studio! You are welcome to take some with you!

Thanks

Jasper: I dunno where they keep coming from. but they are defenitely…*gags* not fresh

*laughs*

Jasper: I thought nobody remembers that joke anymore!

I do

Jasper: *laughs* Every time I tell it to Henry, he just gives me a weird look and moves on with his stupid puzzles.

It’s the best… I kinda don’t want to kill you anymore

Jasper: heh, And I don’t want to keep hiding in the cramped outhouse anymore while trying to stay together and not melt away my fake body parts!

*finds you* I’ll help

Jasper: *one part of his horn has completely melted off to reveal that it was smaller than it actually was. half of his face was covered in ink, and his left arm had became inky claws*

AAH! DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS! I LOOK HORRIBLE! *tries to cover face*

Nothing cool up here

Jasper: Well why not?

If there’s stuff up here YOU think is cool then great

Jasper: Well would you like to be stuck down here forever?

I can help get you out

Jasper: r-really?

Yep

Jasper: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! THANK YOU!

Yep

Jasper: and also, if you see a lady with a half-melted face and a broken halo, you are more than welcome to kill her!

Oh Alice? I’ve tried

Jasper: And how did it go?

I almost died

Jasper: She must have put up a good fight huh?

Yea

Jasper: dangit. She always seems to bother me

Yea

Jasper: Honestly she is harmless unless you give her a pipe or something

Yea sure

Jasper: You should probably get outta here before Tom or Henry show up. They aren’t very welcome to demons they don’t trust…

I’m good

I ain’t talking about your safety, I know you are capable of defending yourself! I’m not sure about Tom or Henry….

Oh… I won’t kill them

Jasper: ah well thats good then!

Well I don’t know

Jasper: Then were stuck here...

Do you know something about how to get out of here?

Jasper: Nope!

Dammit…

I’m not gonna kill you, imma burn you *he holds his hands out, you hear 3 fast beeps then a beam of fire burst out*

*Jasper takes for cover*

Jasper: WHY DO YOU WANT ME DEAD SO BADLY!?

I just like killing people

Jasper: Even if it's a fellow demon?...well I wasn't ALWAYS a demon, so I can't blame ya!

Yep *blasts another fire beam*

Jasper: Don’t make me use 25% of my power! Because it ain’t gonna end well!

Your gonna die

Jasper: And thats why I intend to not get killed. Is there any way I can convince you not to kill me otherwise?

Hmm… no

Jasper: Come onnnnn! Anything? Maybe find someone else to kill?

*blasts again* die…

*Jasper is still hiding*

Jasper: NO THANK YOU!

Where are you…

Jasper: *jokingly* I’m at the soup store!

Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?!

Jasper: SCREW YOU!