ME: GETS LONGER HAIR AS A BOY; ( in a formerly kommunist state); MY MOTHER:; MY SISTER:; MY CLASSMATES:; THAT YOUNG CHILD WHO KNOWS ME:; So you are telling me you are not a girl? RANDOM OLD PERSON I MEET:; Why are you an american imperialist hooligan, trying to destroy our beautiful socialistic homeland? THE HAIRDRESSER WHO USED TO CUT MY HAIR:; COMB SELLER IN MY TOWN:; THAT ONE CITY-LEFTIST-LIBERAL CONGRATULATING ME FOR MY HAIR-EMANCIPATION AND EXPRESSING MY FEELINGS; ME JUST PREPARING FOR WINTER, WHEN PUTIN TURNS OFF THE GAS; THAT ONE BOY FROM UKRAINE, WITH LONG HAIR SINCE HIS CHILDHOOD:
