Soon there's going to be a knock on that door and you
will be called outside. In the hall there will be a
creepy old man with dementia and a teleprompter.
First he'll ask for ice cream - then ask if
you've seen a bad dude named Corn Pop; @FOUR_TOUCHDOWNS; And then he's going to say c'mon man - and tell you that I am to be released. Not a joke!
You're going to protest. You'll probably threaten to resign.
But in the end, I *will* be released.
