Dear Satan...

(and some questions.); Are you breaking into my house? (I know you aren't going down the chimney because I don't have one.); How do you see me while I'm sleeping? How do you know if I'm awake? Why didn't you give your reindeer normal names like Phil and Bob? Why do you say HO HO HO? Isn't that offensive? How do you eat so many cookies and not have diabetes? Why does your name spell Satan if I rearrange the letters? And most of all, my wish... Stop kissing my mom, you Ho. Rosa