You go to a bar, this is your bartender, he keeps trying to flirt with you

Sir im here on account of a bucnh of woman going missing here

huh? oh, hang on...FRANK! THE FUZZ WANTS TO TALK WITH YA! *looks back at man* frank'll be here in a sec. *few minutes goes by and frank doesnt show up* *sighs and goes behind the doors to get Frank* *crashing and yelling and guy comes out with "frank"*

Sir thats a ballon taped to a brick in a shirt does anyone actually work here other then you sir

…(bruh…)

where is everyone sir

dead

Sir why do you have a cloth-

hahaha

Where am i

jupiter

Jokes on you i can breath in space

jokes on you Barney's behind you

Ilove u u love me lets go raid the armory

with a ch ch bang and youre all on the floor

u killed a dinosaur

Sir dont shoot

hahaha

Shoots him* Die murderer

*deflects*

nani

*charges*

??? : Bro can ya Stop?!?!

aw why... *clearly drunk*

* i splash you with holy water* DIE ,DEMON, DIE

MA MAN

*spits out water* ah! what the heck !

Jonathan: *blushes*

Yeesh, family trouble?

Jonathan: just terrible parents

Ah…Frank knows what that’s like, RIGHT, FRANK!? *Frank looks over and nods*

Jonathan: *quietly* your so handsome

*raises eyebrows* huh, usually I get “uh, can I have a beer?” Then they walk away, freaked out…

Jonathan: guess I am different

Guess so…

Jonathan: *blushes* w-wanna g-go out s-somtime?

Sure, I dunno when, though…

Jonathan: after your done?

Jonathan: *hugs him*

You want a drink, handsome?

Jonathan: s-sure

Alrighty then, whatcha want?

Jonathan: whisky, please

*pours a glass and slides it to hom*

Him*

Jonathan: so, your also a half demon?

Yeah, mum was a demon, dad was a human…

Jonathan: same, but flipped

Ah, you got your mom’s looks?

Jonathan: yep, and dads eyes, I hate them both

Well, I can leave whenever, Frank’s cover my shift, RIGHT FRANK?

*frank nods*

Jonathan: w-where bo you like to go *quietly* i am no good at thos

I dunno, I don’t go anywhere with people

Jonathan: *kisses him, surprising himself*

*blushing, also surprised*

Jonathan: s-sorry

Nah, I’m just surprised…

Jonathan: *hides face*

*kisses on cheek*

*this

Jonathan: *hugs him*

*wraps tail around him and pets his head*