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Gingerbread Man's real name is Gabriel Jonathan Stantz.
He was born in the year 1987.
In High School, he became a very strong and athletic teenager.
In 2012, he married his college sweetheart, Jessica. In 2015, they had a son named Jonathan.
Eventually, in 2019, he joined the United States Navy
He was assigned to a submarine known as the Humpback.
However, returning from a recon mission in Northern Russia, the Humpback's electrical systems all shut off due to a mysterious EMP field. It then drifted into and iceberg, and Gabe fell off the ship and into the Arctic Ocean.
He was found and rescued by the Dark Elves, who surgically removed his left arm, right leg, and half of his face, replacing them all with a magic gingerbread recipe.
Gabe lived with the Dark Elves for about a month.
Then he left by their permission.
He returned to his family, but, unable to rejoin the Navy due to his prosthetics, Gabe became a bounty hunter. His codename - Gingerbread Man.
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