By which I mean of course Strips of Bacon

Yes. I want to see some bacon

Waiter: Welcome to Strip Club, where all we serve is different sized portions of bacon

(Your waiter is a man in respectable attire)

I'll have 30 pieces of bacon

Waiter: Of course, sir

im not horny

I DO
I LOVE BACON

Waiter: Welcome to Strip Club, where all we serve is different sized portions of bacon

(Your waiter is a man in respectable attire)

I'll have some bacon

Waiter: How much

1 pound

Nice

Hell yeah! Bacon!

Waiter: Welcome to Strip Club, where all we serve is different sized portions of bacon

(Your waiter is a man in respectable attire)

Can I have 20 strips of bacon?

https://saltandbaker.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/How-to-Cook-Bacon-in-the-Oven-2.jpg
Doing this so I don't have to copy it from a website

BACON IS HARAM
KILL IT

Waiter: We have beef bacon, not sure if you guys eat that though (sorry)

naw bro beef is all good
but only if its halal

A Muslim imam shows up
Imam: "Allah is good and may this cow provide us with nourishment or something I don't know your prayers sorry"
*He slits the cows throat and drains all of its blood everywhere*

Waiter: So how much bacon

NO WAY YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT HALAL
YOU HAVE MY RESPECT
how bout 10 pieces

looks delicious as hell

also ya dont need an imam to do this

At Strip Club we always make sure you get the finest service

ok well thanks

Wat

Waiter: Welcome to Strip Club, where all we serve is different sized portions of bacon

(Your waiter is a man who has been crying all night last night)

Epico

Waiter: What is your choice, pork or beef, and how much

Racism

Waiter: So you want the bacon burnt

Ew no

Waiter: We have a racist pig, would you like its bacon

Yuh