Onan: Yes, everyone I am alive. I'm sure you're wondering how I survived, and if a coconut is a mammal because it has hair and milk. I will answer one of those questions. I wear a bulletproof vest in all my shows. I survived the skeleton shooting, however I pretended to be dead in order to get them off my tail. I have been living among you for quite some time now, disguised as an 8 year old underage user, just to do a little trolling.