Any rp allowed

(Been a while since i roleplayed here. Also dont mind me-)
*Elted simply ignores the vampire, without knowing the fact that hes a vampire, and continues moving with his axe.*

Where is the pic?)

(Idk-)

Oh, got the pic somewhere?)

Capybara: *doing funni little dance*

88-11-1: *watches, happi*

Capybara: *Stops doing funni dance and turns and stares into 88-11-1's soul (assuming he has one)*

88-11-1: w-why are you staring at me like that?

Capybara: why are you watching me do funni dance

88-11-1: its cute

Capybara: ... zoophile-?

88-11-1: never. say. That. Word. No, I am not

Capybara: Bouta cry ngl
*Pulls up and hops out at the after party*
Capybara: all better

Hans: ja! Hallo! Would you like to help me?

88-11-1: sure

Hans: so mein friend Franz friedreich is an Austrian soldier fighting Romanian troops. I heard Romania is employing vampires to battle. Would you like zu Helpen?

88-11-1: damn, they are f**king stupid

Hans: I know das Romanian troops are bad for joining das allisen.

88-11-1: great, there goes my sleep

Hans: so, what do you say? (Pulls out hand)

88-11-1: I say: hans get ze flammenwerfer

Hans: (smiles) alright let’s du thiz!!! (Grabs flamethrower and hands over a gewher 98)

88-11-1: remember, only fire can kill vampires, sun can't, it lust hurts there eyes

Hans: alright! (You see a train behind Hans) ok let’s go! (Hans gets onto train)

88-11-1: *smokes cigarette*

hans: (holds onto flammenwerfer)

88-11-1: you good?

Hans: (coughs) uggghhhh I’m sorry I drank too much

88-11-1: your f**ked man

Hans: I just need a little nap. (Sleeps a little)

88-11-1: ...

Hans: (1 hour later Hans wakes up)

88-11-1: hey, your finally awake

Hans: ah yes! We are to Romania to fight the vampires!

88-11-1: mhm

Hans: (the train arrives at Austro Hungarian trench)

88-11-1: *gets on train* *softly* all-father, give us your power in battle

Hans: (was reading newspaper and looks at you) ahh are you a religious person?

88-11-1: I believe in the Norse gods

Hans: ah I see. You know I believe Sweden and Norway are neutral in this war. Although I believe Sweden supports the central powers.

88-11-1: yeah

Hans: (drinks beer and suddenly drinks faster)

88-11-1: ...

Hans: (you see that Hans drank all the beer)

Eric: damn

Hans: (becomes obviously drunk)

*pulls out the holy bible and cross* the power of christ compels you the power of christ compels you the power of christ compels you

88-11-1: ..., get out of my way

first you must explain to me why you're a vampire

88-11-1: I am not, I hunt vampires

oh ok, so what you doin here around these parts?

88-11-1: walking

where to?

88-11-1: idk

ok? *sees a horde of vampires* hey why do those guys look so white?

88-11-1: what? Are you racist?

Im grey so idk