I like cheese

you fall back on cheese when everything else fails
but one day the cheese wont be there for you
what will you do then? that's for you to decide, but given the fact that your life has no meaning and revolves around cheese, I suspect something... harmful.

10/10
my gawd, I didnt realize the impact cheese has on some people

do you want me to roast the cheese or you? I have good ones for both

I am the cheese

then how are you tying?

'Typing

You meant to say Typing.

ok

no cheese doesn't have hands

I am only 60% cheese

huh

This is basically what I look like

huh

💀

i believe it

You ate so much cheese that you became the cheese 💀

The cheese represents how your breath smells

That cheese has less holes than your brain

I hope I could battle somebody with fame.
Not Jason, who?
No-one knows you're name.
I remember hearing you first on whatcha say.
You thought you were acting like a weekend.
You're more like a week day.

If you fell from your cholesterol to your IQ you will reach supersonic

How did u get the milk to make chesse? where did u get a dad?

Where did you get 2?

made them myself

What?

I meant where did you get 2 dads, how could you make them?

o i only meant 1

Okey-Dokey

not okie dokey he made a DAD

Nah, it's fine. He made his 2nd dad out of Campbell's. 73efgv.jpg (click to show)

but he said he made 1 DAD

Jesus christ, your gf expired

Why would i roast cheese?
Honestly, i wouldnt roast a McDonalds Cheeseburger ripoff.

Forget about touching grass

Go breathe some F**king air, cheese man

That piece of cheese is probably smarter than you.

I may die from eating to much cheese but I will be lucky to get that far while looking at your ugly face. Also, you don't need a condom. It won't go through the hole because it is to small. That is a compliment

bro fr calls a stock image of a man in a buisness suit with a uncropped cheese on his head "himself"

mfw if that was true you look like a 4 year old's drawing

no one likes you because you intolerant.

fun fact: most cheeses melt when heated, but Gruyere just chargrills and doesnt change shape or complain

You are not Gruyere

If i had to jump from this cheese's IQ to your's, I'd die

Is that cheese or your tooth

Roses are red
I’m a happy seal
Why are u memeing, ur supposed to be resting after ur accident at Chernobyl

You looked like cheese

both your brain and the cheese are curdled.

You won't get offended? Let's see about that. Your so Fatherless you make Bruce Wayne see like he has parents.

HaHa Joke's on you I have two dads.... no wait

Poopyhead 👿

Is this your favorite video?

No

Sorry for the inconvenience, I may have thought you were 4 by accident.

that icon and your comment tell me a lot about your age

It’s a joke, I am eleven

Well that explains the rude icon