Rosy: You see, after seeing what you, Wing, Azul, and Flick (who are also joining you) did with Kettlekyu yesterday, we thought we'd teach you all a lesson never to dump long-time BFFs.
Lily (with a vibrating toothbrush): A lesson never to dump long-time BFFs for someone new. And I think we'll start with this side. *Tickles Kettle's left paw*