THE POLLING PLACE CLOSEST TO MY HOUSE IS
A CHURCH. I WENT IN AND WHEN I GOT TO THE
MACHINE, I STARED AT THOSE TWO NAMES.
WHAT WOULD JESUS DO, I WONDERED. HE
WOULD VOTE FOR THE MAN OF GOD. BUT
THEN I THOUGHT, MAYBE GOD WANTS AN
EXTRA BONEHEAD IN THE SENATE AS SOME
KIND OF MORALITY TEST. HE DOES THAT. SO WHADJA DO? I VOTED FOR WARNOCK
AND GOT
THE HELL
OUTTA
THERE.