I’m a single mother now

The elf is your son?

Yes, his name is buddy
(I swear to god if you don’t get the reference)

I get the reference
"Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad!"
"Thank you Mr. Narwal"

Nice 😂
“SANTA! Oh my god! Santa, here?! I know him! I know him!

Lol
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."

“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup”

“So, good news…I saw a dog today.”

“I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed11 cookies into the VCR”

“This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.”

“You have such a pretty face”

“He’s an angry elf.”

"What about Santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat those, too?"

"I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite."

“I’m in love, I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it.”

“It’s just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture.”
When are we gonna stop?

"Oh, it's not a costume. I'm an elf. Well, technically, I'm a human, but I was raised by elves."
idk

“Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?”
Okay

Let’s stop now

Ok

I ran out of quotes lol

“I’m a cotton-head ninny muggins!”

“I’m singing! I’m in a store and I’m singing!”

“Son of a nutcracker!”

“You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.”

"If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference."

"He must be a South Pole elf."

"Does somebody need a hug?"

“Not now, Arctic Puffin!”

"You sit on a throne of lies!"

“Then I traveled through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, past the sea of twirly-swirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.”