I think this is how'd it would go
The Monarchy: *Chilling on his throne*
"Monarchy! We have a visitor"
The Monarchy: oh, let whomever the peasant is in
Eggyhead: I am Eggyhead and I would like to make a bargain
The Monarchy: I'd never believe that an egg would make a bargain with me... go ahead, what is it you want to bargain about
Eggyhead: Marriage rights