Shit I put up with

couldn't be me

Nah don’t show us the next page

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

(i am incredibly sorry)

:/

Simple, exist. The simps will arrive. Take advantage of those willing to provide free labour. And become rich

then where are my simps

When did you look nice.

Never, you make a hippo look good.

rareinsults worthy go***mn.

thank you

but i cant even send it to rareinsults i gotta get 10,000 points

oh

Ooh burn

That’s a 3rd degree burn

Thank you