ITS THY HOLY HAND GRENADE

THY HOLY HAND GRENADE; FIRST SHALT THOU TAKE OUT THE HOLY PIN. THE NUMBER THOU SHALT COUNT, AND THE NUMBER OF THE COUNTING SHALT BE THREE. FOUR SHALT THOU COUNT NOT, NEITHER COUNT THOU TWO, EXCEPTING THAT THOU THEN PROCEED TO THREE. FIVE IS RIGHT OUT. ONCE THE NUMBER OF THREE, BEING THE THIRD NUMBER, BE REACHED, THEN LOBBEST THOU THY HOLY HAND GRENADE OF BATTLEFIELD TOWARDS THY FOE, WHO, BEING NAUGHTY IN MY SIGHT, SHALL SNUFF IT. -GOD