I would like to diagnose you with breaking and entering, robbery of goods, watching children as they sleep, making people worship you, breaking the law of gravity, and giving away very expensive coal
Santa is a creep! Wanna know why? Ok. First off, WHO GOES ON SOMEONE's ROOF AND GOES DOWN THEIR CHIMNEY, AND WHAT IF THEIRS A FIRE ON THE CHIMNEY BUT ANYWAYS WHO DOES ALL THAT JUST TO GIVE PEOPLE GIFTS? BOY IF YOU DON'T JUST GIVE THEM THE GIFT WITH YOUR HANDS! BE FR NOW
