Omeletta has ascended mortality...

The enemy ascended beyond your control

She's equally as strong as Eggyhead in this form

But was that your intention

Yes

They can easily butcher you whole while you are blinded by your depression

Huh?

I have gotten to point where I'm just too afraid that your going to meet your end

What the heck are you talking about?

Roar of the jungle dragon by DM dorkuro

Oh

AAAANYWAYS

Inkmatas: Hey Omeletta!

Omeletta: Hey!

Inkmatas: I heard you reached godliness

Omeletta: y'know Eggy is going crazy to make sure you guys can marry anyone you want. He's been going around everywhere at tons of places, ranting about it.

Inkmatas: R-REALLY!?! THANK YOU EGGY!!!

Omeletta: what can I say, he cares about his friends!

Omeletta: yeah, apparently I got blessed with godliness when I married Eggyhead (yes that's when she gets this form canonically)

Inkmatas: Wow! I bet Eggyhead is a loving husband!

Omeletta: yeah, he's sweet.

Inkmatas: *Mumbling* Your also lucky to be able to have marriage with your lover

if you don't understanding it, assume the worst

mr trollface oh... you gotta be f**kin kidding me

(now she's equally as strong as Eggyhead)
Omeletta: YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR SELLING THOSE TAPES

fine... 400,000? 500,000? will that do?

Omeletta: YOU'RE GOING TO GET THEM ALL BACK AND MY HUSBAND IS GONNA BURN THEM!

fine... hold please! (plays elevator music and teleports her to a small lobby with a bunch of aliens)

Omeletta: what the-

(all the aliens start looking at her and start taking pictures, suddenly, mr trollface teleports to her)
alright... here are (whispers: almost..) all the tapes! (gives a big sac of tapes to her)

Omeletta: you sure this is all?

mr trollface: yep, thats all that i could find (the aliens continue to take pictures of omeletta)

Omeletta: Why the heck are they taking pictures of me?

Mr trollface: maybe cuz they have seen the tape? dont ask me stupid...

(Replying again again)
Omeletta: *chucks an egg at incredible speed throughout the multiverse somehow nailing Trollface in the back of the head*

Mr trollface: bro doesnt have chill..

(replying to the other comment)
Omeletta: *crushes the cameras with telekinesis* just in case.

mr trollface: whatever... you can go burn those or whatever, (whispers: starting to wonder why he even married you...) anyways, see ya

(Replying to other comment again)
Omeletta: *slaps trollface* he married me because he loves me! Something you've obviously never felt.

Mr trollface: yeah, loves you in bed! (quickly teleports her home right infront of eggyhead)