cuz why not

Bald is not an insult, bald head can even look good on some people.

true, I have a friend whos bald due to a medical condition and he has to wear this cool hat all the time

name one

Your mom.

wow like I never heard that one

Just like you never heard your dad

wow so original

Come up with a comeback dude. It’s literally making you look like you have a pH of 1.

bro you f**king killed him

But bald head won't look good on you because your hair does a good job on hiding a head looking like it's been smashed by a tank thanks to your damaged brain.

ow so original

If you still want me to name one
The Rock aka Dwayne Johnson

he has some hair

Like

ill name one
my grandpa's one bald spot

Yes

i have hair that is growing
ah well

heres a mirror

im walkin

This guy waiting for some bitches

Truth

Same

you are not lucky or a dog, also 9 is your unlucky number

ur so basic i could pour battery acid on you and the ph would balance out

Nice selfie!

it makes a great template!

What exactly is the skeleton waiting for? Has it been waiting since it was alive? If it was important, then it must’ve been a date that they were stood up on.

Why’d you use that skeleton? You know you’re not built like him. You are what scientists say you would need to look like to survive a car crash.

I'm 5'9 120 pounds at 13

5'4 watevs

idgalsufbai figure out the abbreviation

You chose a skeleton as the image to show how alive your personality is.

C'mon! you can do BETTER!

Sorry but I too smooth brain to give a good one

Roses are red
I’m a happy seal
Why are u memeing, ur supposed to be resting after ur accident at Chernobyl

Wow. Never left north america.

Nah like every American politician ever, YOU LIEEEE

true

nice
can i eat your raw contraption of steak?

sure.

*gets sick from it* ITS RAW!

: )

o sorry i forgot your brain is to small to figure out what one plus one is.

I hope you choke on a nasty a** hotdog on a soggy dorito with expired water.

Yo shut yo crusty ass ducktales f**kin mouth.

(too much for your brain?)

At least it's something people actually like, you dog breathing mouth-watering banjo polish on a cheesy fax machine.

FAX MACHINE? I use false information robot!

TWITTER.