cuz why not

Bald is not an insult, bald head can even look good on some people.

true, I have a friend whos bald due to a medical condition and he has to wear this cool hat all the time

name one

Your mom.

wow like I never heard that one

Just like you never heard your dad

wow so original

Come up with a comeback dude. It’s literally making you look like you have a pH of 1.

bro you f**king killed him

If you still want me to name one
The Rock aka Dwayne Johnson

he has some hair

Like

ill name one
my grandpa's one bald spot

Yes

But bald head won't look good on you because your hair does a good job on hiding a head looking like it's been smashed by a tank thanks to your damaged brain.

ow so original

i have hair that is growing
ah well

heres a mirror

im walkin

Roses are red
I’m a happy seal
Why are u memeing, ur supposed to be resting after ur accident at Chernobyl

Wow. Never left north america.

Nah like every American politician ever, YOU LIEEEE

true

idgalsufbai figure out the abbreviation

o sorry i forgot your brain is to small to figure out what one plus one is.

ur so basic i could pour battery acid on you and the ph would balance out

Why’d you use that skeleton? You know you’re not built like him. You are what scientists say you would need to look like to survive a car crash.

I'm 5'9 120 pounds at 13

5'4 watevs

Bud, people do this "roast me" and sh*t for random people to insult you. It really is pathetic how useless you are. You just do this just so that you can insult people back and sh*t.

I hope you choke on a nasty a** hotdog on a soggy dorito with expired water.

Yo shut yo crusty ass ducktales f**kin mouth.

(too much for your brain?)

At least it's something people actually like, you dog breathing mouth-watering banjo polish on a cheesy fax machine.

FAX MACHINE? I use false information robot!

TWITTER.

Forget about touching grass, go breathe some air

You chose a skeleton as the image to show how alive your personality is.

C'mon! you can do BETTER!

Sorry but I too smooth brain to give a good one

What exactly is the skeleton waiting for? Has it been waiting since it was alive? If it was important, then it must’ve been a date that they were stood up on.

Nice selfie!

it makes a great template!

you are not lucky or a dog, also 9 is your unlucky number

This guy waiting for some bitches

Truth

Same

nice
can i eat your raw contraption of steak?

sure.

*gets sick from it* ITS RAW!

: )