For legal reasons, I tase them with an air purifier that I carry around. It always works when you touch the back of it. It doesn't hurt that much as a real taser. I choke them not that hard too.
"I AM THE MOST VIOLENT KID IN SCHOOL"; ME; ME; "I THREATEN MY CLASSMATES, CHOKE THEM TO DEATH, CHASE THEM EVERYTIME, I BRING A TASER IN SCHOOL, I SHOCK THEM, AND MY FRIENDS HIRED ME AS A HITMAN TO HUNT DOWN A STUDENT WHO IS A FAST RUNNER BUT I SEEMINGLY WAS ABLE TO OUTRUN HIM"
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