(Onan is hiding out in an undisclosed location. He will not reveal the location, his status of not-being-dead, or resume the show until he feels it is safe. The body the authorities discovered was a puppet)
*SILENCE*; *MIC CLICK* IT'S LATE NIGHT WITH ONAN CO'BRIEN. TONIGHT, ONAN WOULD HAVE WELCOMED HARV STEVEY AND A PANSEXUAL FURRY, WITH A SPECIAL PERFORMANCE BY HUEY LEWIS. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... GOOD NIGHT.