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Picture of me and my bf- (Micheal is the tall b***h and I’m the short blonde a**)
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cyspi_
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, 3y,
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Nice
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“He tried murdering me yesterday…”
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cyspi_
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, 3y,
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You're... kidding, right?
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“Nope- he stabbed me with a spoon in my chest..I am currently slowly dying in the couch-“ :’)
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“Strangest things happen…”
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cyspi_
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, 3y,
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HOLY SHIT ARE YOU OKAY
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“I am dying on the couch soooo-“
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“Define okay-“
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cyspi_
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, 3y,
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BRO IF YOURE DYING STOP LOOKING AT MEMES AND CALL 911
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“My friend said they would watch me die..” :’)
cyspi_
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, 3y
No offense, but That Is not a friend. That is a completely insane thing to do.
Ok so first get a cloth or rag and clean the wound, then get a fresh one and wrap it
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“You know you are the only person who cared about me in this situation..”
cyspi_
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, 3y
Ok first of all that's kinda sad
Second of all I wont just sit back and let someone die
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“They are actually a good friend- but they don’t dare about half of the stuff in the world-“
[deleted]
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, 3y
Care*
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“I’ll have to yell at the ‘murderer’ to get me one…I am stuck on couch” ;v;
cyspi_
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, 3y
SHIT.
Ok go follow someonee calld Jack_The_Wolf right now
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“Okay..I did-“
cyspi_
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, 3y
Memechat him he can help you
cyspi_
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, 3y
Trust me i speak from experience
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“Bro, he’s asking for pictures and stuff..I’m not doing that..he is worrying to much..”
cyspi_
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, 3y
And even if it's not bad, you should still call 911 because someone tried to kill you
cyspi_
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, 3y
I know you're probably not comfortable sharing pictures but you need help with your injury you were almost killed
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“If he asks for more crazy sh*t then I might as well kill myself-“
cyspi_
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, 3y
DONT DO IT BRO IT'S NOT WORTH IT
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“I am not doing it- it’s not bad and he worry’s too much..”
cyspi_
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, 3y
He's not tryng to be a creep. He's genuinely trying to save your life.
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“And no..I love his a** too much I don’t want anything to happen that could involve the police..”
cyspi_
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, 3y
No offense
But WHAT THE F**K
HE TRIED TO KILL YOU.
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“Kinda my fault I got stabbed…”
cyspi_
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, 3y
How so?
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“I won’t die..I’m actually taking care of myself..” : )
cyspi_
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, 3y
Okay,
1: you said you were stuck on the couch so youre not fine
2: you STILL need to call the police if attempted murder was involved, no matter how much you love the murderer's ass.
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[deleted]
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, 3y
“And oh uhmm…I would not like to talk about it-“
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“No..and please stop…”
[deleted]
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, 3y
“I don’t want to talk about this anymore..”
cyspi_
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, 3y
THIS IS SERIOUS YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER BRO
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“NO ITS NOT THERE IS A 1 in 999999999999999999999999999999999% Chance that I would ever die from this…”
[deleted]
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, 3y
“Please stop worrying..”
cyspi_
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, 3y
Even if so. Call the police. If nothing else it's an abusive relationship,
cyspi_
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, 3y
Btw jack says he wants you to look at what he sent you
cyspi_
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, 3y
He said he's sorry for sounding like a creep
And you need to unblock
Bro I can't let this happen
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“And I said he did it yesterday…”
cyspi_
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, 3y
Ah makes sense
Just make sure you dont like bleed out or anything
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“I. m i g h t, and I’ve already ruined 2-3 shirts..”
cyspi_
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, 3y
D U D E. You gotta stop th bleeding
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“I didn’t actually bleed since yesterday it stopped not that much later and then started again about an hour ago…”
cyspi_
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, 3y
If you're sure. just keep pressure on It to get th bleeding down
I'm worried about you
[deleted]
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, 3y
“I AM FINE ONLY HAD A COUPLE HEADACHES THROUGHOUT THE DAY-“
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“N a h-“
[deleted]
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, 3y
“I actually don’t care..I just picked up my phone 5-9 minutes ago…”
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“I’m. F i n e-“
cyspi_
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, 3y
No you are clearly not fine, from what I've gathered you've bled since yesterday?
cyspi_
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, 3y
But if you go into shock from blood loss you wont be able to look at memes
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“That is possible..”
cyspi_
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, 3y
No no no do not die
[deleted]
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, 3y
“Why-?”
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cyspi_
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, 3y
OR 000 OR 999 OR WHATEVER IT IS IN UR AREA
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cyspi_
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, 3y,
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You're dying and you... don't care?
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“E h…I kinda care..even my friend doesn’t care enough to care-“
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cyspi_
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, 3y,
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So let me get this straight: your boyfriend tried to cut your heart out with a spoon, you're in pain on the couch, and your friend doesn't even care?
wow that's rough
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[deleted]
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, 3y
“Correct-“
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cyspi_
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, 3y,
1 reply
Is this like, a joke or an RP????
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[deleted]
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, 3y,
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“N o p e-“
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[deleted]
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, 3y
“I am in pain-“
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[deleted]
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, 3y
:’)
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