Picture of me and my bf- (Micheal is the tall b***h and I’m the short blonde a**)

Nice

“He tried murdering me yesterday…”

You're... kidding, right?

“Nope- he stabbed me with a spoon in my chest..I am currently slowly dying in the couch-“ :’)

“Strangest things happen…”

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU OKAY

“I am dying on the couch soooo-“

“Define okay-“

BRO IF YOURE DYING STOP LOOKING AT MEMES AND CALL 911

“My friend said they would watch me die..” :’)

No offense, but That Is not a friend. That is a completely insane thing to do.

Ok so first get a cloth or rag and clean the wound, then get a fresh one and wrap it

“You know you are the only person who cared about me in this situation..”

Ok first of all that's kinda sad
Second of all I wont just sit back and let someone die

“They are actually a good friend- but they don’t dare about half of the stuff in the world-“

Care*

“I’ll have to yell at the ‘murderer’ to get me one…I am stuck on couch” ;v;

SHIT.

Ok go follow someonee calld Jack_The_Wolf right now

“Okay..I did-“

Memechat him he can help you

Trust me i speak from experience

“Bro, he’s asking for pictures and stuff..I’m not doing that..he is worrying to much..”

And even if it's not bad, you should still call 911 because someone tried to kill you

I know you're probably not comfortable sharing pictures but you need help with your injury you were almost killed

“If he asks for more crazy sh*t then I might as well kill myself-“

DONT DO IT BRO IT'S NOT WORTH IT

“I am not doing it- it’s not bad and he worry’s too much..”

He's not tryng to be a creep. He's genuinely trying to save your life.

“And no..I love his a** too much I don’t want anything to happen that could involve the police..”

No offense

But WHAT THE F**K

HE TRIED TO KILL YOU.

“Kinda my fault I got stabbed…”

How so?

“I won’t die..I’m actually taking care of myself..” : )

Okay,
1: you said you were stuck on the couch so youre not fine
2: you STILL need to call the police if attempted murder was involved, no matter how much you love the murderer's ass.

“And oh uhmm…I would not like to talk about it-“

“No..and please stop…”

“I don’t want to talk about this anymore..”

THIS IS SERIOUS YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER BRO

“NO ITS NOT THERE IS A 1 in 999999999999999999999999999999999% Chance that I would ever die from this…”

“Please stop worrying..”

Even if so. Call the police. If nothing else it's an abusive relationship,

Btw jack says he wants you to look at what he sent you

He said he's sorry for sounding like a creep
And you need to unblock
Bro I can't let this happen

“And I said he did it yesterday…”

Ah makes sense

Just make sure you dont like bleed out or anything

“I. m i g h t, and I’ve already ruined 2-3 shirts..”

D U D E. You gotta stop th bleeding

“I didn’t actually bleed since yesterday it stopped not that much later and then started again about an hour ago…”

If you're sure. just keep pressure on It to get th bleeding down
I'm worried about you

“I AM FINE ONLY HAD A COUPLE HEADACHES THROUGHOUT THE DAY-“

“N a h-“

“I actually don’t care..I just picked up my phone 5-9 minutes ago…”

“I’m. F i n e-“

No you are clearly not fine, from what I've gathered you've bled since yesterday?

But if you go into shock from blood loss you wont be able to look at memes

“That is possible..”

No no no do not die

“Why-?”

OR 000 OR 999 OR WHATEVER IT IS IN UR AREA

You're dying and you... don't care?

“E h…I kinda care..even my friend doesn’t care enough to care-“

So let me get this straight: your boyfriend tried to cut your heart out with a spoon, you're in pain on the couch, and your friend doesn't even care?

wow that's rough

“Correct-“

Is this like, a joke or an RP????

“N o p e-“

“I am in pain-“

:’)