honestly

lol

THEY MAKE ME LOOK ALL BIG AND INTIMIDATING-

LMFAO

EXCEPT IM LIKE 5'2 MAXIMUM

*laughs in 6''0*

*laughs in 6'3.6"* shorty

jeez, why dont you play football?

Eh, im more of wrestler

I used to wrestle. I might this season

*laughs 6’5.7

damn, i bet that aint cap either

TALL ASS

XD

*cries in 5'6.5"*

lol

rip

i'm 5"1, an inch shorter than you

I do this just not to hide that

but when dysphoria is ultra mega pro max, i do two (and cross my arms 99% of the time)

same tho

Totally fixes the problem!

*me who wears trench coats* hold my apple cider will ye

BASED

lol, and ofc i drink some of the finest apple cider, let alone i've tasted some of the most powerful alcoholic wine money can buy, or even damn well be stolen if ppl are that desperate

lets say the apple cider is made from golden delicious apples, for it burns in your throat, boils in ur stomach, tastes like pure melted gold
and the wine is made from merlot grapes, its mighty fine

me when