honestly

same tho

lol

THEY MAKE ME LOOK ALL BIG AND INTIMIDATING-

LMFAO

EXCEPT IM LIKE 5'2 MAXIMUM

i'm 5"1, an inch shorter than you

*laughs in 6''0*

*laughs in 6'3.6"* shorty

*laughs 6’5.7

damn, i bet that aint cap either

jeez, why dont you play football?

Eh, im more of wrestler

I used to wrestle. I might this season

TALL ASS

XD

*cries in 5'6.5"*

rip

lol

me when

Totally fixes the problem!

but when dysphoria is ultra mega pro max, i do two (and cross my arms 99% of the time)

*me who wears trench coats* hold my apple cider will ye

BASED

lol, and ofc i drink some of the finest apple cider, let alone i've tasted some of the most powerful alcoholic wine money can buy, or even damn well be stolen if ppl are that desperate

lets say the apple cider is made from golden delicious apples, for it burns in your throat, boils in ur stomach, tastes like pure melted gold
and the wine is made from merlot grapes, its mighty fine

I do this just not to hide that