MARTHA, DON'T MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF WITH OUR GUESTS! GEORGE, YOU'RE PATHETIC! I'M GOING TO GO DANCE WITH PROFESSOR SEXY! DANCE AWAY! MEANWHILE, I'M COOKING UP ONE DOOZY OF A THIRD ACT REVEAL! FINE! SPOILER ALERT! WE DON'T HAVE A SON! DOES ANYONE REALLY CARE?! HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT! THIS WHOLE THING SHOULD BE CALLED 'FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS: THE MOVIE'!