Working in a restaurant is like(Part 4): "I want to sit over there, by the window." You can't, the table's full. "Okay, well I know the owner." Do you? Do you know the owner. If you were Pinocchio, your nose would grow so damn fast that it would smack me in the face. I didn't fly out of my mom's womb yesterday. Okay? I know you're lying.
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