Respectfully, but passionately--

I PROMISE IF I CAN'T CONVINCE YOU OF MY SINCERETY IN LIKE.. 30 MINUTES, I'LL OWE YOU ONE AND HELP YOU WORKSHOP SOME WEIRD WAY FOR ME TO PAY YOU BACK I HONESTLY JUST WANT A MENTOR WHO DOESN'T HIDE BEHIND THE INTERNET DARING ME TO NIBBLE AT THE CRUMBS OF THEIR SUPPORT... BUT I THINK I COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH AND RELATE TO ME QUITE QUICKLY IT'S MY ONLY SUPER POWER WHEN ALLOWED THE CHANCE. MAYBE THAT AND WRITING STORIES I DO NOT HAVE THE RESOURCES TO MAKE HAHA I THINK YOU'RE NICE ILY AND TY XX GLHF XX BEDS + MEDS TIME. I PROMISE I WILL BE AN OPEN BOOK AND IM IN THERAPY AND OFF TO BED NOW MY CARER WILL BE UNIMPRESSED TY FO RYOUR TIME IF THIS MEETS YOU ILYYY; YEP TAKE 2 BECAUSE AFOREMENTIONED NOVICE...NESS...