Indeed

i aint gay

if i was i would be asking for your dick

please do not give me your dick

thats clearly drawn on

Noooooo

also pedophile?

Nope 17

minors having sex is no good

Move to japan then lol

aw hel naw

i'd rather go to ohio, brazil, or london

Dont go to any of those
1 gives you bad teeth
2 is ohio
3 is brazil

but japan is where all the cringe is

To somewhere else then

I'd eat either version for varying amount of money.
The minimal amount of money depends on the type. For example, if I were to eat the bird, I'd pay someone 5 bucks. The minimum amount I'd have to be paid to eat a dick is somewhere in the tens of thousands

for me, the non-bird is the same amount of money your mom is heavy

you'd only have to get 180 dollars to eat a dick?

no wait, im sorry

i meant your sister

its hard to tell these days

also no, i meant the fictional character from all the "cool kid roasts"

Jesus f**king christ

you'd only have to get 100 dollars to eat a dick?

i thought she was like ininity weight