Eric white: you get 5 seconds to f**k off my ship, 5

Nope, attack!

Eric white: annoying *grabs head, smashing it into my knee*

Ow! *summons Monster Blade and charges at you

Eric white: *pulls out katana* i said, F**K! OFF!

Your gonna have to kill me!

Eric white: gladly!

*swings his blade at you*

Eric white: *doges* your pissing me off!

Glad it’s working!

Eric white: why are you here?

To steal your shit, why else?!

Eric white: do you WANT me to chop off your cock and feed it to you?!?

Not if I do it to you first!

Eric white: *sigh* seems that we are equally matched, let's go our separate ways

Eh, I’d rather fight

Eric white: it seems to me that we are fighting for fun, not to kill, and, I like this

Heh, yea!

Eric white: touché

Thanks. Now let’s fight

Eric white: gimme dem knee cap boi

*charges at you*

Eric: *le doge*

I’ll keep fighting ya *tries again*

Eric: try me bitch

Ok! *swings his blade at you*

Eric: ooh, close but no cigar

Oh really?! *makes a hand sign and summons clones*

Eric: weak. *shapshifts into you*

All of them: really?

Eric: ...

*They all charge at you*

Eric: pussys, can't even 1v1

Oh f**k you!

Eric: 1st off, ayo, 2nd off, I am already taken

Argh! *they all swing at you*

Eric: i swear, you guys are annoying!

Yea no shit!

Eric: *starts rolling around laughing*

*swings at you*

Eric: ok bro chill, take what you want

Fine… I’m bored *the clones disappear

Eric: same, wanna be friends?

Sure

Eric: cool

I’m bored, what do we do?

Idk
(Me who just wants to do a sexy gay or straight rp)

Wanna raid other ships?

Sure

Ok

I am boooorrrrrddd

Let’s find other ships!

Yis!

Is it ok if I steer?

Sure!

Cool! *starts steering the ship*